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Now I have appeared on tv and in maga..... Wait a minute, I have actually appeared in magazine once already. This is my second time in magazine. But the first time on New York Times's cover! This is like winning the Oscars!
One of my favorite authors might be New York Times best selling author, but he sure isn't New York Times cover star! I have achieved more in life than him lol lol lol.... I'd still want to write for Blizzard though. Oh wait, they are a bad company now.
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