First thought

[Life+me=error]

What is your first thought when you wake up?

Mine is: Fuck, I should be dead (sigh)

 

[Deleted member 4288]

"What time is it?"

I have terrible insomnia and I always feel tired when I wake up so I count hours and minites of how much I slept.

I usually don't sleep more than 4-5 hours :(

 

[Life+me=error]

"What time is it?"

awww

I have terrible insomnia and I always feel tired when I wake up so I count hours and minites of how much I slept.

I do the Same (high five) (trying to hit your hand and end up half missing it) damn insomnia.

 

[Soul]

A Russian teacher once told me that when Christianity was trying to gain a foothold in Russia, they had trouble convincing the populace that there was anything admirable about a skinny victim type. So they altered Jesus's image, and lots of icons from that period portray him as a muscular tough guy hurling himself onto the cross to be crucified. That's how I always used to hurl myself into the day.

Now it's more like
"Huh? What? Again??"

 

[not_a_robot]

A Russian teacher once told me that when Christianity was trying to gain a foothold in Russia, they had trouble convincing the populace that there was anything admirable about a skinny victim type. So they altered Jesus's image, and lots of icons from that period portray him as a muscular tough guy hurling himself onto the cross to be crucified. That's how I always used to hurl myself into the day.

Now it's more like
"Huh? What? Again??"

That's adorable. I want the crazy Hulk-Jesus.

 

[Severen]

"This shit again?"

 

[Person]

What a nice morning. Oh fuck my husbands still dead and my life is pointless and empty.
*cue panic attack*
*cue babies screaming*
*follow with about 30 minutes of crying and unimaginable despair*

End scene.

 

[Life+me=error]

they had trouble convincing the populace that there was anything admirable about a skinny victim type.

Hilarious

 

[Scribble Fan]

Usually I wake up and either try to enjoy the brief period of time before my anxiety slowly builds up and then descends into full on flashes and attacks or I wonder if today will be the day.

A Russian teacher once told me that when Christianity was trying to gain a foothold in Russia, they had trouble convincing the populace that there was anything admirable about a skinny victim type. So they altered Jesus's image, and lots of icons from that period portray him as a muscular tough guy hurling himself onto the cross to be crucified. That's how I always used to hurl myself into the day.

Now it's more like
"Huh? What? Again??"

Those Russians, lmao

 

[Morphinekiss]

Can I move my legs today?

My back tends to go out in the middle of the night so some morning I just can't move.

 

[whyidon'tknow]

"I want to fucking kill myself",

"i miss emily"

 

[Bagger]

Where's my phone

 

[not_a_robot]

My first thought is just a complete rejection of my life and every single thing that's ever happened to me and whatever sadist designs this horrible reality: "No."

Then: "weed is legal now/where is the weed?"
It's usually next to my face because I fall asleep holding it like a teddy bear
or pacifier.
Then: "what do I absolutely have to do today/how long can I possibly put it off?"
Then: "I need to brush my teeth/how much longer am I really going to need these teeth/I should have died by now/I am such a coward/how much time do I have to hide in bed and smoke weed and feel bad for being a coward before I have to get up and brush my teeth?"

Fuck you, Teeth!

 

[SinisterKid]

So yesterday wasn't a nightmare then!

 

[oopswronglife]

Whatever thought a "sigh" represents.

 

[been_there]

Fuck you, Teeth!

lol yeah, teeth are just a social construct anyway.

 

[Kmf123]

" oh great, I'm still here"

 

[Tortured_empath]

Wish humans were able to sleep for more than 12 hours a day.

 

[oopswronglife]

Wish humans were able to sleep for more than 12 hours a day.

Fake it until you make it.

 

[262653]

It's usually the last fragment of today's dream. "Where's my notebook... where's my pen... *dream recalling process*..."
Two images of my elementary school teacher in velvet sweater... fifty-odd, both blondies, thick glasses... one is bearded, pixie haircut... another one is long haired, beardless... they went into opposite directions... feminine one is followed by a pack of journalists... I followed after them only to discover a microphone showed down her throat. She looked quite dead. Not overly dead but still dead...

 

[Robbyna]

My first thought is always despair at having to live another day.

 

[Kuolema]

"I wish I was still dreaming."

I usually have nightmares though, but they're always more interesting than the life I'm living.

 

[DoomedxFromBirth]

"The Hell continues"

 

[Rukia]

"I wish I was still dreaming."

This...

 

[Sailfisher]

"What have I done?"

 

[Donewith_]

What to do today?
like.. to do what did i wake up today?