SuiSqueeze92
Self Saboteur
- Jan 15, 2020
- 479
What do you feed that thing?
I've never had the patience to grow a proper beard. I've made attempts but around the 2/3 week mark the itching gets too much for me, and off it comes. I couldn't even manage a month once for a charity Movember thing, I gave in after 3 weeks and hid from everyone using pics of me at 3 weeks for evidence I'd done it
I'm never clean shaven though, I prefer some stubble. Kudos to all those that manage to cultivate a full Viking look.
I tried beard oil, and conditioning it etc. My facial hair is like wire though and it tends to ingrow/curl when it gets to a certain length. It's a shame cos I do suit a beard, women tend to like it too.It's all about maintenance man. I haven't been on top of it lately /: BUT the itching you refer to for example can be somewhat relieved with just beard oil for the most part. Once you make it to about a month, it's just all about growth and you won't even notice it much... until you eat a mouthful of mustache lol. Then wax becomes another helpful tool.
ive always had this cheeky desire when walking down the street to just bump into y'all bearded fellas and light them right up!..
alas never really followed through with that..
ps- lips for dayyyys! yummy bear x
you'r a fookin red head mate! u can be as racist as you wish xLol that would suck, almost like an acid attack but on face pubes :p
Hahaha why thank you, I've always heard I have black people lips or DSL's lmao. Hopefully that doesn't come off as racist.
you'r a fookin red head mate! u can be as racist as you wish x
IM FROM ISRAHELL ! ! !Lol and where are you from? Feel like that wouldn't work here in the US.
IM FROM ISRAHELL ! ! !
we get tax discount for being "racist"
nah mate im British Israeli.. i used to move around a lot before i became housebound..Lol I take it you would move if you could?... that discount though! Haha.
nah mate im British Israeli.. i used to move around a lot before i became housebound..
but tbh y tf move? its so boring living in a peaceful place.. feel me? never a dull moment over here :) as specialty if your a masochist.
yep, killemall and rip..Oh I know exactly what you mean, I live in a county that has a lot of crimes, one of the highest rates in the southeast.
yep, killemall and rip..
back on topic- imagine how many orthodox beards i could burn here! :) ive just gone from random street hipster to next level shit!
its a fuckin buffet! and im hungry !
tbh the state im in i could just burn my own fucking beard..I say live your best life and do what the fuck you want to do! Even if that is burning some beards lol. Go get em tiger!
Now I'm hungry because I'm thinking about a buffet... thanks.
tbh the state im in i could just burn my own fucking beard..
so.. should we just take this into the truck thread? wanker
im saying-I'm a little lost on this one? Don't really know what you're saying.
im saying-
1- i have a beard!
2- you have lips!
3- there's a private thread i found we could go to
sorry mate im a bit off it xHahaha well that escalated quickly!
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Oh, hairy poetress,
Mistress of the randomness.
Fallen from the nest, your juicy flow drops like bombas
The shock makes my beard curl with hysteria.
Paper, scissors, I would try to rock you like a punker,
But you'd roll like a ballerina.
(By now, you can tell, I'm not from the Americas)
Peaches love = inspiration. Fuck the pain away ;)
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@disabledandhopeless Shiba schwim in da pool, floating towards motherfucka dreams