LunarPyotr
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- Jul 4, 2020
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Easter, the time where I get spammed on Telegram with generic google images pictures from my family..
The time where my parents always arrive unexpected to my place and bring some bought cake and act like all happy with the fake smile.
I mean, if there is a stupid peace of text like "Easter" or "Valentines day" on the fcking calendar, this doesn't mean that I should get all happy and cherish just because it's some special day.
For me it's an day like any other, beginning with the same questions...
Should I go out of the bed?
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---> Yes -> Should I roll my CBD joint or just try to cook something (usually I just get the food from the freezer because I'm not in the mood to cook)
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---> No? -> Wait till my stupid neighbor begins vacuum cleaning and I get annoyed. He does that everyday but I slowly believe that he's just relieving his sexual desires on the vacuum cleaner hehe..
It's 2pm and I'm hungry again.. Should I cook some proper food or will I just order/use the freezer again?
It's almost 4pm, should I smoke CBD again and feel how I fall deep into my aliexpress gaming chair again which I always use for smoking because I'm not really able to walk for 5 min since my leg is shaking since it's still not fully recovered from my accident.
Anyway, I bet that this year I still get an visit from my parents since I have access to google account from my mom and the Google Device Manager showed that she's driving through the Autobahn..
I'll probably take the proper weed which I got from my neighbor this time just to bare with their BS, while listening to an Funny russian music video, start my NSA Roomba (or whatever those robots are called) and waiting till they arrive here
The time where my parents always arrive unexpected to my place and bring some bought cake and act like all happy with the fake smile.
I mean, if there is a stupid peace of text like "Easter" or "Valentines day" on the fcking calendar, this doesn't mean that I should get all happy and cherish just because it's some special day.
For me it's an day like any other, beginning with the same questions...
Should I go out of the bed?
|
---> Yes -> Should I roll my CBD joint or just try to cook something (usually I just get the food from the freezer because I'm not in the mood to cook)
|
|
---> No? -> Wait till my stupid neighbor begins vacuum cleaning and I get annoyed. He does that everyday but I slowly believe that he's just relieving his sexual desires on the vacuum cleaner hehe..
It's 2pm and I'm hungry again.. Should I cook some proper food or will I just order/use the freezer again?
It's almost 4pm, should I smoke CBD again and feel how I fall deep into my aliexpress gaming chair again which I always use for smoking because I'm not really able to walk for 5 min since my leg is shaking since it's still not fully recovered from my accident.
Anyway, I bet that this year I still get an visit from my parents since I have access to google account from my mom and the Google Device Manager showed that she's driving through the Autobahn..
I'll probably take the proper weed which I got from my neighbor this time just to bare with their BS, while listening to an Funny russian music video, start my NSA Roomba (or whatever those robots are called) and waiting till they arrive here