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ge0rge

ge0rge

the satanic mechanic
Jul 29, 2018
659
guess who needs to lose 30+ kgs to be able to a) prepare two doses of SN and b) be incinerated (we don't have very high tech crematoriums here and apparently they have a very flimsy superior weight limit). time for a weight loss journey but for 💀death💀

i know this sounds very facetious but i was planning to kermit sewercide fairly soon :(
 
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locked*n*loaded

locked*n*loaded

Archangel
Apr 15, 2022
9,118
What do they do when an overweight person just dies outright from any cause and needs to be cremated?
 
LivideLamb

LivideLamb

I'm so decaying, feeling like an ashtray
Jan 5, 2020
368
Do you already know how you're going to lose all the weight? Do you plan on fasting, or restricting or ?