Failed purchase

[throwaway2605]

I tried to buy a shotgun today, but I was told that I coudnt because of my citizenship status or whatever.
I am now sitting outside of a Home Depot, thinking about other methods I could pull of tonight. (My original plan was for tonight)

I was thinking hanging, but I don't know what type of rope to buy, or how I would make it work being a fat person with a thick neck. Any suggestions? In general? Even other methods?

 

[throwaway2605]

Alright, I am now sitting with this rope from Home Depot, after reading some other posts I think it's good?
Now how to use it… I was thinking possibly this bar in my closet, I have no other place to try it out besides maybe finding a forest… Any tips?
This really must work, there is no going back in my case.