excuses for ordering Domperidone? (AE)

[looking_for_peace]

I recently ordered an anti-emetic from a website, but I didn't read the shipping policy properly... It requires a signature from (I'm guessing) a person over 18. Too late to cancel it now, the fucker is already in transit. More than likely my parents will be signing for the package. Apparently, the packaging is discrete but I'm afraid my parents will open it anyway because I never order anything that requires a signature. And who knows what it will say on the customs sticker? Even if they don't open the package, they will definitely have questions. If the worst-case scenario happens, what are some excuses? I'm really stressing out right now... fuckkkk

 

[Tricondyla ledouxi]

Oh how I know the feeling. Can u PM me the website? I did an online pharmacy consultation for domperidome or whatever its called but got rejected.

 

[valkyrie]

Isn't it likely they will assume it's just a tracked delivery and that's why it needs a signature? I would just use that excuse and just make up something that it is. They shouldn't open your mail, that's illegal. If they don't open it but ask what it was, you can find something you can pretend that it was and then act like that's what came.

But if they open it, just say you're having trouble with nausea. I doubt they will read into it unless they're aware of suicidal thoughts

 

[looking_for_peace]

Isn't it likely they will assume it's just a tracked delivery and that's why it needs a signature? I would just use that excuse and just make up something that it is. They shouldn't open your mail, that's illegal. If they don't open it but ask what it was, you can find something you can pretend that it was and then act like that's what came.

But if they open it, just say you're having trouble with nausea. I doubt they will read into it unless they're aware of suicidal thoughts

thank you. with my nerves, I forgot I could just pass off the signature by saying it was a tracked package. what I'm worried about is them requiring ID. assuming that's not a problem, I should be fine. otherwise, I don't know what to say is in the package without them getting suspicious.

EDIT: I am over 18!! however, I do not have ID to prove it which is why I am concerned.