GentleJerk
Carrot juice pimp.
- Dec 14, 2021
- 1,372
Dogs. Our beautiful fur babies, probably what good therapy really looks like. Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? That's probably how dogs live their lives. They are pure of heart and able to share a bond with us that goes beyond words and expectations.
We can learn a lot from dogs... Obedience, loyalty, enjoying the simple things, the importance of turning around three times before laying down. They say that dog is mans best friend, I don't believe that, we don't even know what true friendship is- how many of your friends have you neutered? Man is dogs best friend and that is such a privilege we are probably not even worthy of it imo.
There's no need to pay $3,000 for a pedigree, get a rescue dog. The Holy Patron of woofs Saint Bernard says if you ask GentleSoul he will shit on your carpet for half that amount, and breeds like the poodle might be part of some weird cult.
Dogs know where they stand and they aren't fickle. Unlike a ducks opinion of me, which is always greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread. You don't even have to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7.00am and open the fucking door. Let us give thanks.
We can learn a lot from dogs... Obedience, loyalty, enjoying the simple things, the importance of turning around three times before laying down. They say that dog is mans best friend, I don't believe that, we don't even know what true friendship is- how many of your friends have you neutered? Man is dogs best friend and that is such a privilege we are probably not even worthy of it imo.
There's no need to pay $3,000 for a pedigree, get a rescue dog. The Holy Patron of woofs Saint Bernard says if you ask GentleSoul he will shit on your carpet for half that amount, and breeds like the poodle might be part of some weird cult.
Dogs know where they stand and they aren't fickle. Unlike a ducks opinion of me, which is always greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread. You don't even have to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7.00am and open the fucking door. Let us give thanks.