Does anyone know how to get a gun near or in WA without background check or ID?

[ts0hill]

I lost my ID. It will take about two weeks for a new one to arrive and I can't wait that long. Does someone know how to get a gun in or near WA?
I can not find anyone selling guns privately I looked all over. I really would rather not hang myself as I'm afraid of that. Please help
I also know that in some places the background check takes 10 days but I really don't want to also wait two weeks.

 

[makethepainstop]

The only possibility I can think of is to attend a local gun show and see if someone there is officering a firearm for cash. Usually, a man or woman who needs quick cash will sell firearms that way.