Does anybody know anyone in the organ business

[defaultusername]

Does anybody know anyone in the organ business? I'm in the US but get me a plane ticket and I'll go wherever. Take whatever organs you want all I ask is that I get knocked out with anesthesia. Pm me thanks

 

[xXSarac3nSlay3rXx]

Honestly, I'm willing to do the same. I've contacted every transplant center in my state and a few in neighboring states. One transplant center turned me down because I told them I was bipolar during the evaluation (should have just lied). Some of them required me to be 21 for non-directed donation. The rest have just declined to call me back (rude). I just want to get rid of as many of organs as I can before I ctb because they won't be doing me any good.

I think the best course of action for me is to ctb and arrange for my body to be found quickly after. That way, they can still hopefully use my corneas and some other tissues, but I don't know.

 

[defaultusername]

Yeah I'm kinda referring to organs like my heart, kidneys and liver lol.

 

[xXSarac3nSlay3rXx]

I was trying to donate a kidney while living, but there are a lot of hurdles to that process. You can donate a liver lobe while living too. In order to donate the rest, you pretty much have to die in a hospital on life support.

 

[defaultusername]

Yeah. Going out how I came in. Lol oh well it only gets worse.

 

[F_ckthisplace]

I know a guy who knows a guy

 

[defaultusername]

K ill message you anyone else can pm me too incase something falls though

 

[jules18]

I imagine there are cartels or mafias that deal with this kind of thing, but you'd be hard pressed to find information on the surface web or even on the deep web. They tend to operate based on tight personal bonds between members, like all underground operations. Victims of organ trafficking are probably involuntary, so a random stranger being interested in dying and offering his organs for free would smell like a sting operation to these guys.

 

[F_ckthisplace]

K ill message you anyone else can pm me too incase something falls though

Sorry I was kidding

 

[defaultusername]

Nah not a sting I can offer any info they need. And you can't talk when you're dead. And if you could no one would listen anyway lol

 

[defaultusername]

Bump

 

[JWL]

Does anybody know anyone in the organ business? I'm in the US but get me a plane ticket and I'll go wherever. Take whatever organs you want all I ask is that I get knocked out with anesthesia. Pm me thanks

Try Yamaha. Best organs out there.

 

[defaultusername]

Didn't know this was a comedy forum

 

[JWL]

Didn't know this was a comedy forum

A lot of funny things go on here...

 

[defaultusername]

K I'm also open to a partner shooting me I'm in central Pennsylvania

 

[JWL]

K I'm also open to a partner shooting me I'm in central Pennsylvania

Having your partner shoot you vs suicide is against SS philosophy and could result in a life ban from SS...

 

[Johnnythefox]

Try Yamaha. Best organs out there.

I was going to suggest that, but I'm trying to behave myself these days and act my age!
Moog would be my first choice though.

 

[JWL]

I was going to suggest that, but I'm trying to behave myself these days and act my age!
Moog would be my first choice though.

You should never hold back a good one-liner for age considerations. It can cause constipation..

 

[JWL]

Does anybody know anyone in the organ business? I'm in the US but get me a plane ticket and I'll go wherever. Take whatever organs you want all I ask is that I get knocked out with anesthesia. Pm me thanks

Only a real wimp would wish to donate organs under anesthesia. Man up!