Decent benign explanation for receiving sn in the mail?

[Moon Flower]

I'm buying my sn from amazon tonight, but I think it's possible that it could arrive when my s/o is home. I know the package will be labeled as being from a Professor (people will know which sn I'm buying from this) and I'm gonna need a way to explain away what it is/what it's for just in case. Have any of you guys had to come up with something like this?

 

[Lethe]

I just said it was a fancy conditioner for my hair that had to be ordered online, and feigned ignorance about the Professor. Though I dunno if your fam will press further than that. You could also say it's an Epsom salt for soaking your feet, is another one I've come up with.

I order weird junk online all the time so my family doesn't press TOO hard about another odd package.

 

[LegaliseIt!]

I do a lot of textile art projects, and so I am ready with the excuse that it is an organic colour fast additive to stabilize vegetable dyes. (Actually, this is a legit excuse;)