Help CTB via Monster?

[Dumbass]

would just drinking a bunch of cans of monster work? is there a high likelyhood of just throwing it up though? I know I can drink four w/o throwing up but ive not tried more than that

 

[divinemistress36]

Only if you have a really bad heart

 

[Dumbass]

Only if you have a really bad heart

aw damn. though the gas station near my place seems to have slightly more caffinated energy drinks than monster that have warnings not to drink more than 1 in a sitting. maybe those could?? like if i had 5 or 6?? i dont know if i could handle having like 10 lol

 

[divinemistress36]

aw damn. though the gas station near my place seems to have slightly more caffinated energy drinks than monster that have warnings not to drink more than 1 in a sitting. maybe those could?? like if i had 5 or 6?? i dont know if i could handle having like 10 lol

You will probably just get a shit ton of anxiety and throw up

 

[kilowatt]

Name checks out unfortunately

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Name checks out unfortunately

Is that meant to be a funny?

 

[maniac116]

Nah, not going to work. It can cause cardiac issues & for some, psychosis

 

[sugarb]

would just drinking a bunch of cans of monster work? is there a high likelyhood of just throwing it up though? I know I can drink four w/o throwing up but ive not tried more than that

You can die by drinking water (not sure how much it takes but probably at least 5 gallons) so presumably drinking >5 gallons of monster would kill you. The caffeine could maybe help kill you, idk. I don't think it's a good idea, you'll probably just throw up and/or pee a lot and if you're unlucky damage your body somehow. There's a reason that's not a popular method

Also from the title I thought you were trying to get Bigfoot to kill you or something lol

 

[Dumbass]

Name checks out unfortunately

thanks

Nah, not going to work. It can cause cardiac issues & for some, psychosis

aaah damn, thank you for letting me know

You can die by drinking water (not sure how much it takes but probably at least 5 gallons) so presumably drinking >5 gallons of monster would kill you. The caffeine could maybe help kill you, idk. I don't think it's a good idea, you'll probably just throw up and/or pee a lot and if you're unlucky damage your body somehow. There's a reason that's not a popular method

Also from the title I thought you were trying to get Bigfoot to kill you or something lol

aaah i see thank you!

LOL i wish

 

[kilowatt]

Is that meant to be a funny?

Not much of a joke. It is indeed a dumb form of attempting. A few energy drinks won't give you a heart attack on the spot. Thought that's common sense.

I saw plenty of people here struggling to make a reliable CTB plan using pure caffeine, and even that is a plain hit or miss. Monsters might give you a tummy ache worst case scenario.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Not much of a joke. It is indeed a dumb form of attempting. A few energy drinks won't give you a heart attack on the spot. Thought that's common sense.

I saw plenty of people here struggling to make a reliable CTB plan using pure caffeine, and even that is a plain hit or miss. Monsters might give you a tummy ache worst case scenario.

I meant my comment more in reference to the OP's name - @dumbass lol

And I got a laugh out of it, so your joke did land just fine.

 

[NuffSed]

would just drinking a bunch of cans of monster work? is there a high likelyhood of just throwing it up though? I know I can drink four w/o throwing up but ive not tried more than that

I've consumed a ridiculous amount of caffeine tablets before. I think it was something like 20 x 200mg tablets. I just wanted to see what would happen. It just made me puke and shit lots for hours. I felt like I had a bad fever, it was awful. I felt poisoned and terrible for about 24 hours, but recovered fine. I guess you'd have to take an enormous amount of caffeine to die from it.

 

[Soupster]

As has already been discussed this is not a practical method. Caffeine can cause problems for people's hearts and there are some one off examples of energy drinks killing people (hence the warning label).

The LD50 (median lethal dose) of caffeine is roughly 200mg per kg of body weight. The average monster is 160mg per can. The average human body weight is 62kg. 62 (weight in kg) * 200mg caffeine = 12,400mg. 12,400mg / 160mg (per can) = 77.5 cans of monster to have a 50% chance of a lethal dose at an average body weight.

No one is going to be able to pound down 77.5 cans of monster fast enough to ctb.

 

[yowai]

It would feel absolutely horrible, you'd probably go crazy from adrenaline and your heart beating so fast and it's more likely you'd just damage your organs instead of dying
Stimulants in general are a bad choice

 

[NuffSed]

As has already been discussed this is not a practical method. Caffeine can cause problems for people's hearts and there are some one off examples of energy drinks killing people (hence the warning label).

The LD50 (median lethal dose) of caffeine is roughly 200mg per kg of body weight. The average monster is 160mg per can. The average human body weight is 62kg. 62 (weight in kg) * 200mg caffeine = 12,400mg. 12,400mg / 160mg (per can) = 77.5 cans of monster to have a 50% chance of a lethal dose at an average body weight.

No one is going to be able to pound down 77.5 cans of monster fast enough to ctb.

I think it'd be a truly horrible way to pass. Not pleasant at all.

 

[cryptoinvestor]

i accidentally ingested 3grams of caffeine powder when i used to hit the gym. I mistook it for creatine powder. It was the most unpleasant experience in my life. I was very restless, agitated, violent, heart pounding out of chest, shaking non-stop. I called the ambulance and I spent the night in a bed acting insane, they gave me xanax . i vomited. don't do it

 

[kneegrow_voids]

this video explains what its like to od on energy drinks

 

[Soupster]

I think it'd be a truly horrible way to pass. Not pleasant at all.

I absolutely agree. I've chugged 6 monster in one sitting and while it achieved the desired outcome (I didn't fall asleep at work), it was pretty miserable. I just figured I'd do the math on the odds of actually dying from it to show it wasn't practical in a real sense rather than trying to guess what that much caffeine would really feel like.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Another day, another thread proposing a ridiculous suicide method.

 

[Soupster]

this video explains what its like to od on energy drinks

God this video is super cringe 'acting'. I also doubt the veracity of the story without any documentation. But ya... caffeine od isn't pleasant.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

God this video is super cringe 'acting'. I also doubt the veracity of the story without any documentation. But ya... caffeine od isn't pleasant.

That's Chubbyemu. The stories he presents are based on case studies that you can look up. He is also a doctor, so he knows what he is talking about.

 

[opheliaoveragain]

You will probably just get a shit ton of anxiety and throw up

This. This is not a method or else a lot more of us would have gone out via energy drinks alone.

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[Dumbass]

Another day, another thread proposing a ridiculous suicide method.

i ask these things here bcus this sites info is the only stuff that stops me from making decisions with low chances. the reason i had this idea was because i read of a guy dying after having 9 monsters, sorry if i sound annoying

 

[opheliaoveragain]

i ask these things here bcus this sites info is the only stuff that stops me from making decisions with low chances. the reason i had this idea was because i read of a guy dying after having 9 monsters, sorry if i sound annoying

If it's not in the PPH/The Resource sticky, safe to say it is not reliable.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

If it's not in the PPH/The Resource sticky, safe to say it is not reliable.

We should have a banner on the front page that says this.

 

[soonatpeace777888]

You would have better luck finding an actual monster to kill you than to OD on energy drinks. As a teenager I used to drink energy drinks like water.

 

[kneegrow_voids]

God this video is super cringe 'acting'. I also doubt the veracity of the story without any documentation. But ya... caffeine od isn't pleasant.

you can always check the description for where he gets the information for the stories from, he posts studies there

 

[Seered Doom]

As much as I would personally love this method as a Monster energy drink fan myself, it's not a viable nor reliable way to go unless your heart fucking sucks like mine and even then, it wouldn't palpitate out enough to kill you. Bang has more caffeine if you're looking for a good rush of energy, but yeah, while the idea is creative, props to you on that, it's not a good one.

 

[Dumbass]

As much as I would personally love this method as a Monster energy drink fan myself, it's not a viable nor reliable way to go unless your heart fucking sucks like mine and even then, it wouldn't palpitate out enough to kill you. Bang has more caffeine if you're looking for a good rush of energy, but yeah, while the idea is creative, props to you on that, it's not a good one.

thank you :') didn't know that detail about bang though, i'll definitely try that out! do u know if there are any flavours that are kinda like pipeline punch lol

 

[opheliaoveragain]

You would have better luck finding an actual monster to kill you than to OD on energy drinks. As a teenager I used to drink energy drinks like water.

This gave me a bit of mirth bc when I first read it my mind did not go "energy drink" I was like yo which cave are you going into can we all come w u?