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[NextBusLeaving]

My method is simple. I have a smokehouse outside, I am going to start a small fire with apple chips in the smokehouse, let it start to smoke, then I will take 30g of SN and hang myself in the smokehouse.

In this way, I hope to be perfectly seasoned and tasty in time for thanksgiving.

I will be leaving notes for my loved ones that specify who gets my wishbone and my favorite stuffing and glaze recipes for them to use.

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!!

 

[howard]

Wow, that's hard core. I wish you the best. No failure with your method(s) you could rub a bit of SN in as well as preservative?
Really tho happy travels. Peace hopefully.

 

[passenger27]

Sounds like you have all your bases covered. I'm the same way, I like overkill. Good luck to you and may you find peace.

 

[NextBusLeaving]

note to mods: post is a T-day joke for lightheartedness in this hard time of year for so many. ;)

Wow, that's hard core. I wish you the best. No failure with your method(s) you could rub a bit of SN in as well as preservative?
Really tho happy travels. Peace hopefully.

I thought about taking a bath in some SN to sort of brine myself first so Ill be tender and juicy after smoking. ;)

 

[TearyEyedQueen]

Good luck! I hope you find peace <3

 

[howard]

Oh I do hope this is not a joke! it certainly should be filmed for exit international!

 

[noctiva]

Thank you for the clarification! I read your post and laughed. But then, in the context of this forum, it could have gone another way as well, and I got somewhat worried, so I didn't comment. Good luck to you :D

 

[MeltingHeart]

My method is simple. I have a smokehouse outside, I am going to start a small fire with apple chips in the smokehouse, let it start to smoke, then I will take 30g of SN and hang myself in the smokehouse.

In this way, I hope to be perfectly seasoned and tasty in time for thanksgiving.

I will be leaving notes for my loved ones that specify who gets my wishbone and my favorite stuffing and glaze recipes for them to use.

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!!

whats making you want to combine these methods when they are both likely to be fatal on their own? as long as you are not found I mean, the first one certainly is-I just think alot of people find the physical action/will to do it too tricky to overcome si-so that why they go for the 'less violent' sn method-also very high chance of sucess (if not sick and if not found), having a smokehouse sounds nice?

note to mods: post is a T-day joke for lightheartedness in this hard time of year for so many. ;)


feel dumb for replying!

 

[Shaqxbb]

Maybe place a sack of buttered potatoes on the nearest train track...they'll come out well mashed

 

[Astral316]

 

[BPD_LE]

 

[SoupSnakes]

I was glad I didn't reply now because I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not

 

[NextBusLeaving]

Maybe place a sack of buttered potatoes on the nearest train track...they'll come out well mashed

Ooh great idea!

Will leave some sweet potatoes in the crock pot with some marshmallows too lol

 

[Squiddy]

I wish you peace

 

[BPD_LE]

 

[okaoki]

wish you a peaceful exit.

 

[Fml]

Was gonna say, well that should definitely do it!!!!!!!!

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I was one of those *smug smile*

 

[BPD_LE]

I was one of those *smug smile*

Girl Interrupted my favourite film btw. 'You're a lifer like me'

 

[Fml]

Girl Interrupted my favourite film btw. 'You're a lifer like me'

Cool! It's my favourite too! Have you read the book as well? I love the poem Resume by Dorothy Perkins that Lisa quotes in the film:

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

 

[SinisterKid]

'Slaw and fries please and make sure the ribs are good n rare, just how I like em.

 

[NextBusLeaving]

'Slaw and fries please and make sure the ribs are good n rare, just how I like em.

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8-10 hours in a smoker they should be fork tender lol