CtB Jokes in Public

[WhiteDespair]

Had this conversation today.

Some minor inconvenience happens.
1. How do I open the window?
2. There's a lock at the top.
1. You mean I just don't push really hard?
2. Don't CtB, you'll get through it.
1. You're right! I can get through the window! Thanks for the support!
Laughter

Little does he know...

 

[woxihuanni]

My favourite one in, well public but company, was when I asked my ex-partner if they would like to see a smurf one day, smiling very sweetly. They said yes, also very sweetly and innocently.

 

[Frank]

It's kinda stupid but I've been sick lately and everytime someone ask if i'm okay I say sure just dying a little bit. Silly but I enjoy it nonetheless.

 

[Kikoo Loool]

I told my wife it was fine to have bought a sausage pack on which was written "no sodium nitrite" because this product is bad for health. I'm now waiting the delivery of my sn at the po box.

 

[SoupSnakes]

I love joking about it. I'm very sarcastic and have quite a dark sense of humour so for years I'd make jokes and people would just chuckle, not realising they weren't jokes at all.

Getting the dog a new slip rope; "Oh, this would be excellent to hang yourself" etc
Always under appreciated

 

[CaptainT]

Ticket collector on the train earlier this week was in a breezy mood, asked me how I was. "Somewhere between birth and death" I replied with a smile.

 

[WhiteDespair]

I love joking about it. I'm very sarcastic and have quite a dark sense of humour so for years I'd make jokes and people would just chuckle, not realising they weren't jokes at all.

Getting the dog a new slip rope; "Oh, this would be excellent to hang yourself" etc
Always under appreciated

That's the shifty eyed dog. Took too damn long.

 

[woxihuanni]

I told my wife it was fine to have bought a sausage pack on which was written "no sodium nitrite" because this product is bad for health. I'm now waiting the delivery of my sn at the po box.

I don't know why, but I keep cracking up at this. Tsk tsk

 

[Ratherbeskinny]

To a busdriver after getting out of the bus; "I'll catch ya later!"

You get it?

"Catch ya later"

You know, catching the bus?




This actually never happened lol but I would've enjoyed every second of it if it did.

 

[SoupSnakes]

That's the shifty eyed dog. Took too damn long.

Nicely caught up, pal

 

[Wreck-it-Riley]

A friend of mine told me they were having stage fright, due for a public speaking thing. I told them "I promise it wont kill you, you can do it" and they said "How do you know it wont?"

Dead eyed, flat affect. "If public speaking could kill you all my friends would be doing it"

They assumed i meant my friends would be killing, throwing grenades instead of tomatoes and such. had a good laugh but didnt say what i really meant.

 

[RecycledAtoms]

Had this conversation today.

Some minor inconvenience happens.
1. How do I open the window?
2. There's a lock at the top.
1. You mean I just don't push really hard?
2. Don't CtB, you'll get through it.
1. You're right! I can get through the window! Thanks for the support!
Laughter

Little does he know...

Wow! I do this all the time. I love making little jokes that no one else (around me) catches on to. For example: if a product says "be sure to observe all the safety rules..." I say outloud, "awww, but why?" LOL.

I really scared my s/o one day. We were out in his workshop doing some work and I said, "is this live?" and touched the screws on an exposed receptacle.

Had this conversation today.

Some minor inconvenience happens.
1. How do I open the window?
2. There's a lock at the top.
1. You mean I just don't push really hard?
2. Don't CtB, you'll get through it.
1. You're right! I can get through the window! Thanks for the support!
Laughter

Little does he know...

Actually, my favorite one is, "It'll all be okay, just hang in there"...

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

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I told my wife it was fine to have bought a sausage pack on which was written "no sodium nitrite" because this product is bad for health. I'm now waiting the delivery of my sn at the po box.

I can't stop laughing

 

[azucaramargo]

My favourite one in, well public but company, was when I asked my ex-partner if they would like to see a smurf one day, smiling very sweetly. They said yes, also very sweetly and innocently.

I don't get it. Please explain, if you don't mind.

I told my wife it was fine to have bought a sausage pack on which was written "no sodium nitrite" because this product is bad for health. I'm now waiting the delivery of my sn at the po box.

The more you write about your wife the more I like her. From the little snippets you provide from your life, both she and you sound very passionate and humane. You both sound like such good people.

 

[woxihuanni]

I don't get it. Please explain, if you don't mind.

My ex-partner will discover my blue body (SN). So I asked them if they'd like to see a smurf, and they said yes... Was a very sweet, happy exchange.

Well, it was a cruel thing to do to them, but then they fully deserve it.

 

[azucaramargo]

My ex-partner will discover my blue body (SN). So I asked them if they'd like to see a smurf, and they said yes... Was a very sweet, happy exchange.

Well, it was a cruel thing to do to them, but then they fully deserve it.

Yes, very cruel of your ex-partner. Very kind of YOU, however to take the time to explain. xoxo

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

Today I told my friend "Gotta go or I'll miss the bus" she asked my where I was going. Didn't answered.