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MyStateKilledMe
Arcanist
- Apr 23, 2020
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Over the past two weeks, I realized that everybody and their brother fully bought into the politicians' (and the bad politicians', to boot) Corona conspiracy. Which means one thing and one thing only: the lockdowns and the quarantines will be around got a long, long, LONG time. Any anti-quarantine protests quickly get shut down by police, social media sites quickly delete such event listings, and brainwashed virus nutjobs keep telling people to "stay home" and "social distance". So I decided to get serious about CTB'ing, because this is NOT the world I want to live in.
I made this check list. Please let me know if I left anything out or anything that needs to be left out. Also please note that if the quarantines were to end at any time before I actually apply my method, I will not be CTB'ing, provided that I "turn back" early enough.
1 month before
2 weeks before
1 week before
**** This is where turning back becomes impossible.****
24 hours before
3 hours before
1 hour before
FINALLY, CTB.
I made this check list. Please let me know if I left anything out or anything that needs to be left out. Also please note that if the quarantines were to end at any time before I actually apply my method, I will not be CTB'ing, provided that I "turn back" early enough.
1 month before
- Buy supplies, such as SN, N, strong garbage bags, helium, Benadryl, rope, Bacardi 151, etc.
- Create list of people to mail letters to in later steps.
2 weeks before
- Pick out any physical journals, print photos, or other physical evidence I don't want remaining.
- Pick out any virtual or online accounts I don't want remaining.
- Put all the supplies in a safe but not easy-to-find place.
- Type up, but not mail, any letters I plan to send later.
1 week before
- Call my friends and have some pleasant phone conversations.
- Buy any literature I plan to read right before CTB'ing.
- Bookmark any websites I plan to visit right before CTB'ing.
- Pick out a restaurant I plan to get take-out from in the next step.
- Visit deceased family members at a cemetery.
- Eat a favorite take-out meal from a restaurant of my choice.
**** This is where turning back becomes impossible.****
24 hours before
- Close all my e-mail, group chat, messenger, and social media accounts.
- Destroy any journals, print photos, or other physical evidence I don't want remaining.
- Visit any favorite places withing walking distance of my home for one last time.
- Call the people I love and have a heartfelt, pleasant conversation, without tipping them off.
- Mail angry letters to my state legislature and governor, saying I CTB'ed because of their laws.
3 hours before
- Mail loving, apologetic letters to my family and friends, explaining that I CTB'ed because of our state laws.
- Mail a letter to my local police department, with my address and entry instructions, so I can be found quickly post-portem.
- Mail a check to my immediate family to offset my funeral costs.
- Gather all the CTB supplies within arm's reach.
1 hour before
- Put on the clothes I plan to CTB in.
- Destroy my cell phone and fill my home phone jack with epoxy. (to prevent last-minute calls to 911)
- Watch some nostalgic childhood cartoons and videos on YouTube.
- Read some religious or spiritual literature, if I feel like it.
- Read some favorite books.
FINALLY, CTB.
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