Cleanup after ctb?

[youknowyoureright]

So I'm planning to ctb after I can find some SN. I kind of realised after mentally planning everything that I most likely won't be looked for, at least for a while. And I'm worried that like decomposition would cause a mess. Does anyone know of any tips to make cleanup after I'm gone easier or less messy for the people that have to do it?

Thanks in advance :3

 

[SVEN]

Lie on a large rubber sheet, if it's that type of method. Wear absorbent sanitary pads/pants. That's all that springs to mind, sorry.

 

[youknowyoureright]

Lie on a large rubber sheet, if it's that type of method. Wear absorbent sanitary pads/pants. That's all that springs to mind, sorry.

Thanks so much I guess there's only so much you can do lol but thanks for the rubber sheet idea! I was just going to use trash bags lmao.

 

[dweams]

You could do it outside in nature or have a timed email sent to law enforcement to let them know where your body is and ask if they can remove your body or something.

But yeah, it's hard to make sure you don't leave a mess when you're dead. The irony, lol.

 

[youknowyoureright]

Yeah I was thinking about a timed response but I'm really scared it sets off too early and I get found too early and nature is going to be difficult as well(although it would be nice). I live in a densely populated area so it's difficult to find spots where it's surefire that someone won't find you.

Right? It is oddly ironic lmao. And thanks for the tips!

 

[Forever Sleep]

Yeah, similar to what Sven suggested, I plan to lay down a large thick plastic sheet, wear diapers, have a bucket on hand for vomit.

I also plan to send a delayed email to my solicitor scheduled maybe 2 days later to alert police. Plus, put up signs to tell them what to expect.

I feel so bad for the people who have to deal with all this. I even considered leaving them some money at one point. Probably wouldn't be that much. Not even sure they could accept it but, I felt like it was at least something.

Kind of off- topic but I once watched a documentary about people who clean up after death scenes. In Japan I think it was. But, they have certain beliefs regarding dolls. They believe they have souls so, they don't just dispose of dolls they find. They had this storage room full of dolls! It was kind of lovely in a way.

 

[Praestat_Mori]

Welcome to the forum!

Honestly, I wouldn't be too worried about that! 1-3 days should be ok and even if it takes longer what's the problem? The people (police) who do the cleanup are trained for that task and probably they have seen much worse scenes after murders for example.

I'm sorry you have to go through this.

 

[youknowyoureright]

Yeah, similar to what Sven suggested, I plan to lay down a large thick plastic sheet, wear diapers, have a bucket on hand for vomit.

I also plan to send a delayed email to my solicitor scheduled maybe 2 days later to alert police. Plus, put up signs to tell them what to expect.

I feel so bad for the people who have to deal with all this. I even considered leaving them some money at one point. Probably wouldn't be that much. Not even sure they could accept it but, I felt like it was at least something.

Kind of off- topic but I once watched a documentary about people who clean up after death scenes. In Japan I think it was. But, they have certain beliefs regarding dolls. They believe they have souls so, they don't just dispose of dolls they find. They had this storage room full of dolls! It was kind of lovely in a way.

Sounds like a good plan I definitely should consider a bucket I have anti emetics but it's always good to be on the safe side. I always find it interesting to learn how other cultures handle death and what traditions/beliefs they hold.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Sounds like a good plan I definitely should consider a bucket I have anti emetics but it's always good to be on the safe side. I always find it interesting to learn how other cultures handle death and what traditions/beliefs they hold.

Yeah, definitely. I think even people who take antiemetics still do vomit often. We can't do much about it if we've passed out but, at least we can try to make it easier on the people who have to deal with all this.

Definitely, customs around death are fascinating. I used to love the Ancient Egyptian's practices and beliefs.

 

[youknowyoureright]

Welcome to the forum!

Honestly, I wouldn't be too worried about that! 1-3 days should be ok and even if it takes longer what's the problem? The people (police) who do the cleanup are trained for that task and probably they have seen much worse scenes after murders for example.

I'm sorry you have to go through this.

That's the thing it'll most likely be longer than 3 days. The only people that'll call me is probably my work when I don't show up. And they'll probably call my family members first, my family lives quite far away and I'm not close enough with anyone that they would check up on me
Just because I'm offline for a while. And thanks for your condolences but I've honestly come to a point of acceptance and it's honestly really been reassuring.