thinkkank
Experienced
- Oct 16, 2019
- 247
Mild-mannered thinkkank was going to his first day on the job at a restaurant. His first task was to make meat patties. The task was easy, but thinkkank thought to himself "this looks like a job for Captain Fuck-up". He went into the back of the kitchen and found a corner where no-one was around. He quickly turned from average kank to CAPTAIN FUCK-UP! the most amazing fuck-upper in history! Able to fuck up any job or task that most people (even some animals) would find easy. No task is too small or simple for the Captain to fuck up.
Captain Fuck-up did such a bad job of making the patties that he was fired in two hours and fourty-six minutes, what a record! For his amazing feat the manager gave Captain Fuck-up $40 and a doggy bag and kicked him the fuck out of the kitchen.
Feeling proud of his achievement the Captain decided to retell the tale to the members of the board.
What job will Captain Fuck-up be fired from? What manager will the Captain piss off? How load will the Captain's landlord yell at him? Tune in next time, same fuck-up time, same fuck-up place!
Captain Fuck-up did such a bad job of making the patties that he was fired in two hours and fourty-six minutes, what a record! For his amazing feat the manager gave Captain Fuck-up $40 and a doggy bag and kicked him the fuck out of the kitchen.
Feeling proud of his achievement the Captain decided to retell the tale to the members of the board.
What job will Captain Fuck-up be fired from? What manager will the Captain piss off? How load will the Captain's landlord yell at him? Tune in next time, same fuck-up time, same fuck-up place!