Games Bring on the Dad Jokes

[heraclitus23]

Time for some bad, Dad jokes - bonus points if they are CTB-themed.

- The man who invented auto-correct has ctb. His funeral is tomato.

- The CEO of IKEA has taken over as the new Prime Minister of Sweden - it will take about 6 months for him to assemble his cabinet.

 

[CoolGuy9]

Id say a dad joke, but can't come up with anything.

 

[Apricity]

What does a pepper do when you make it angry?
It gets jalepeño face!

 

[motyxia]

Here's another pepper joke

 

[Apricity]

Did you all hear about the guy that died when a pallet of Cheerios fell on him?
The cops think it was a cereal killer!
Maybe putting the punchline in a spoiler tag would be better?

A pretzel was walking home and decided to take a shortcut through a bad neighborhood.

Spoiler: Punchline

He was assaulted

 

[motyxia]

 

[Apricity]

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

Spoiler: Punchline

EVERYWHERE!

 

[jodes2]

What do you need when jumping from the Eiffel tower? A Paris chute

Personally Eiffel to see the humour in this one!

 

[UnlimitedPain]

What Net will never catch a fish

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