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EyesOfNight

EyesOfNight

the night will be eternal
Feb 2, 2024
371
Here is my list.

1. @Dr Iron Arc
2. Me
3. Myself
4. @EyesOfNight
and finally
5. @Dr Iron Arc
Again

THIS IS A JOKE! Do not take this post seriously. It's been inspired by post #17
Again, THIS IS A JOKE!

Feel free to use this thread to tease users you know or to post shitty jokes you didn't want to post on a thread.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
19,999
Thanks for this. It's nice to know I finally won at something I feel like I actually earned.

My personal bottom 5 are myself five times and then the honorable mentions are a few former users from years ago who've been banned for various justified reasons. 😄
 
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lovedread

lovedread

Tyra Banks screaming “LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS.”
Jan 2, 2020
189
@lovedread stupid bitch no wonder shes suicidal
 
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Pluto

Pluto

Meowing to go out
Dec 27, 2020
3,607
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EyesOfNight

EyesOfNight

the night will be eternal
Feb 2, 2024
371
She's evil! And stupid! Horrible combo
Have you tried getting to know her better? I'm sure there is more to her than that. You two could become friends if you meet eachother with some sympathy. Who knows.
 
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derpyderpins

derpyderpins

I was wrong
Sep 19, 2023
1,043
Here is my list.

1. @Dr Iron Arc
2. Me
3. Myself
4. @EyesOfNight
and finally
5. @Dr Iron Arc
Again

THIS IS A JOKE! Do not take this post seriously. It's been inspired by post #17
Again, THIS IS A JOKE!

Feel free to use this thread to tease users you know or to post shitty jokes you didn't want to post on a thread.
So, logistically, how did @Dr Iron Arc take spots 1 and 5 but you took 2 and 3? Is he more high-end bad while you are more consistently bad?

I'd have myself on the list, not every day but on days when I'd be better off keeping my opinions to myself.
 
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EyesOfNight

EyesOfNight

the night will be eternal
Feb 2, 2024
371
So, logistically, how did @Dr Iron Arc take spots 1 and 5 but you took 2 and 3? Is he more high-end bad while you are more consistently bad?

I'd have myself on the list, not every day but on days when I'd be better off keeping my opinions to myself.
I'm afraid I can't provide reasoning for this list because it would compromise the secrecy of my secret algorithm.

There is a game I like to play which is called "should I keep talking or should I shut the fuck up" so I know what you mean.
 
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derpyderpins

derpyderpins

I was wrong
Sep 19, 2023
1,043
I'm afraid I can't provide reasoning for this list because it would compromise the secrecy of my secret algorithm.

There is a game I like to play which is called "should I keep talking or should I shut the fuck up" so I know what you mean.
I've learned throughout the years that as soon as I'm playing that game the answer is always shut the fuck up if I don't want to upset people, but sometimes I still say it anyway.
 
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EyesOfNight

EyesOfNight

the night will be eternal
Feb 2, 2024
371
I've learned throughout the years that as soon as I'm playing that game the answer is always shut the fuck up if I don't want to upset people, but sometimes I still say it anyway.
That's the safe way to play it. Sometimes it's worth to choose the other option for the nice little rewards. It's kinda difficult to choose the right option if you don't play it safe but it's still worth to try even if it's only a little bit.
 
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Meteora

Ignorance is bliss
Jun 27, 2023
2,008
Great


Bottom five users:

1. of course @EyesOfNight for this innovative thread :D
2. the guys from the counting game
3. the mods
4. @Meteora
5. @Meteora
not as funny as yours but thanks for making me laugh @EyesOfNight
 
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4am

4am

there’s nothing for you (it/its)
Dec 14, 2023
3,332
@4am is the power bottom of ss
 
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EyesOfNight

EyesOfNight

the night will be eternal
Feb 2, 2024
371
@4am is the power bottom of ss
Power bottom this, power bottom that, just say that @4am is the most dominant top this site has ever seen. Always downplaying tops into bottoms ~_~
 
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Pluto

Pluto

Meowing to go out
Dec 27, 2020
3,607
The bottom 5 list of a suicide forum. I finally feel like I've found a place to belong.

1382863930707
 
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halleyscomet

halleyscomet

halley
Mar 26, 2024
310
@halleyscomet is a deranged autistic cunt I hate her so much
 
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Tesha

Tesha

Life too shall pass
May 31, 2020
609
I suspect I've got the biggest bottom…
 
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EmptyHeaded

EmptyHeaded

Experienced
Jan 24, 2024
230
The Boys No GIF by Amazon Prime Video

@EmptyHeaded Belongs at least on the last place. Very annoying idiot.
 
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SuicidalOrganism

SuicidalOrganism

Experienced
May 31, 2023
216
dont forget @dödsängel
 
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EyesOfNight

EyesOfNight

the night will be eternal
Feb 2, 2024
371
The Boys No GIF by Amazon Prime Video

@EmptyHeaded Belongs at least on the last place. Very annoying idiot.
Especially with their annoying and yet perfectly chosen GIFs. You might be onto something.
@halleyscomet is a deranged autistic cunt I hate her so much
Truly, only the most deranged courageous and brave people would consider giving themselves a new name.
 
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ijustwishtodie

ijustwishtodie

death will be my ultimate bliss
Oct 29, 2023
3,389
1: @Jonels (this guy is tantacrul)

Places 2 to 5 goes towards those who snitched on this site to pro lifers whilst also benefitting from the site themselves. These people basically backstabbed the site whilst also using it as if they're a normal user here. I'm sure that more than 4 people have done this already. Fuck them all
 
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psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
1,340
bottom 5

vs

top 6 yet to be 6 feet under (alternate joke title)
 
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Arachno

Arachno

oh no :(
Apr 10, 2023
195
Can't think of a top 5 but this @Arachno guy really sucks, a very bumbling and dumb user, that OCD plagued moron is so shit at communicating he takes eternity to write an proper answer, thinking someone is going to read his unreadable garbage lol. True bottom of SaSu if you ask me.
 
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final_countdown12

Student
May 7, 2024
190
1- FC
2- FC
3- FC
4- FC
5- FC

1) If my calculations are correct, in less than few minutes @ijustwishtodie will come here to bravely defend Fc

2) Also if my other calculations are correct, @justwishtodie will say FC doesnt need to be protected at all and bla bla bla bla

🤣🤣🤣
Jk guys i love you all. ❤️
 
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ijustwishtodie

ijustwishtodie

death will be my ultimate bliss
Oct 29, 2023
3,389
1- FC
2- FC
3- FC
4- FC
5- FC

1) If my calculations are correct, in less than few minutes @ijustwishtodie will come here to bravely defend Fc

2) Also if my other calculations are correct, @justwishtodie will say FC doesnt need to be protected at all and bla bla bla bla

🤣🤣🤣
Jk guys i love you all. ❤️
I got a feeling you fucked up your calculation
 
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EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
1,736
My bottom 5 are

1. @EvisceratedJester
2. @EvisceratedJester
3. @EvisceratedJester
4. @EvisceratedJester
And
5. Of course, @EvisceratedJester

That bitch fucking sucks. Did you know that she kicks puppies for fun and has burned down 12 villages before? Well, she hasn't done that YET. She will do that, mark my words. That dumb little gremlin needs to go back from the little dumpster she came from...
 
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