Toonloon
Experienced
- Nov 17, 2020
- 253
Omfg I just got a call from a fucking dick head of an asshole. He was asking me what's my wildest sexual act. I told him bullshit about cum eating from a woman's pussy and gangbangs. He was being a troll. Asking me how could I expect to find someone special if I keep fucking other people? I said that's how you meet the one, by meeting alot of different people.
He kept trying to fuck with me but I kept fucking with him more. He replied eventually with " you know you make me want to kill myself. I really am going to kill myself just because I'm talking to you right now."
I replied " well I hope it's quick and painless."
Asshole " you really think I'm going to kill myself?"
Me: "if you do I hope it's quick. You should check out sanctioned suicide it's full of info "
Asshole: haha you really just told me that?
Me: I don't care if you do or not honestly. You're being an asshole.
Asshole: well I'm not going to kill myself but I was hoping you would say please don't kill yourself.
Me: but than I wouldn't be being honest would I?
He kept being an asshole until I told him about the science of pissing ur pants in a heat wave. It works better than pouring water in your self if you're walking far.
I hate my fucking job.
He kept trying to fuck with me but I kept fucking with him more. He replied eventually with " you know you make me want to kill myself. I really am going to kill myself just because I'm talking to you right now."
I replied " well I hope it's quick and painless."
Asshole " you really think I'm going to kill myself?"
Me: "if you do I hope it's quick. You should check out sanctioned suicide it's full of info "
Asshole: haha you really just told me that?
Me: I don't care if you do or not honestly. You're being an asshole.
Asshole: well I'm not going to kill myself but I was hoping you would say please don't kill yourself.
Me: but than I wouldn't be being honest would I?
He kept being an asshole until I told him about the science of pissing ur pants in a heat wave. It works better than pouring water in your self if you're walking far.
I hate my fucking job.