Assisted sepuku?

[suffering]

I saw in a movie that they mentioned this. basically you reach symbolically for your knife and the guy who assists you decapitates you. Could I become a samurai just for this? Is this doable?
I am sorry if I sound crazy but I am desperate I just don't care anymore

 

[IWishYouAllGoodLuck]

Im preety sure Samurais don't exist anymore, you would need to anger the emperor first before they could assist you with this. So you could commit Sudoku and regain your honor.

 

[Death_From_Above]

Death by Sudoku sounds like a boring death ..

@suffering I doubt it still works like that at least you'd holiday in Japan

 

[skitliv]

No

 

[couldntthinkofaname]

if you want to get beheaded just use a rope and fall a decent distance

 

[killmepls]

Im preety sure Samurais don't exist anymore, you would need to anger the emperor first before they could assist you with this. So you could commit Sudoku and regain your honor.

I am pretty sure sepuku never existed in the first place and is just a made up legend that sounds cool

 

[Breelia]

Death by Sudoku sounds like a boring death

ROFL

 

[Tiburcio]

Bah. I'm sure can't prevent you of doing it.

Even if somebody could help you, you know there are less painful ways right?

 

[atwasoa]

Who the fuck would want to die with piercing their own stomach sideways and than decipatated by some random dude(traditionaly samurai). People here couldnt even handle 10 seconds of dizzines.
Also sepuku is a real thing, not something made up.