Anyway to suicide without it looking like suicide?

[Ruru-san]

I'm so pathetic that I can't even bring myself to do it because I don't want anybody to know that I ended things myself. I just can't take it any to be honest and need a way out without people knowing that I brought it on myself…. Any methods?

 

[mortuarymary]

None I can Think of

 

[Aim]

Taking suicide by lions,tigers or bears or drown far out in the ocean.

 

[throneofdispair03]

there was a guy in Florida who tied a gun to a weather balloon to make it look like a murder instead of a suicide.

 

[FutureHanger]

shallow water blackout, not easy to learn but if you're desperate to make it seem like it was accidental then learning it is worth it, or you could just hire a hitman off the dark web

 

[Silent Raindrops]

There are ways you can do it to make it look accidental.

 

[Hollowman]

Very painful but I've thought of having an 'accident' with a chainsaw.

 

[nightshade00]

@randoTurniam already mentioned SWB, but here are a couple threads if you want some info. At one point I collected an extensive list of links/resources about that method, but I can't find all of them now...

Spoiler: links to SWB threads:

Shallow water blackout

This is a very easy, painless, free method, that can very easily pass as accidental. Directions: https://imgur.com/a/cNul4r7 I haven’t seen it mentioned before, but they sure like to warn us about it, basically giving us instructions by doing the opposite of their points Instructions...

sanctioned-suicide.net

tips for hyperventilation for shallow water blackout?

First off how do I actually DO hyperventilation? Also when practicing what should I expect? When doing CTBing should I keep my mouth and nose shut before jumping into the body of water?

sanctioned-suicide.net

Shallow-water blackout.

If you're not familiar with the method, all that is required is that you hyperventilate for 5-15 minutes and then submerge yourself in water while holding your breath. After 3-5 minutes you will pass out, and 5-7 minutes later you will be dead. If you are not rescued within this time window, you...

sanctioned-suicide.net

Shallow water blackout

So I read the excellent resource compilation. I think what is missing is drug combinations. But, and I've read all the stuff on here, I'm surprised more people don't choose this method. Its fast and painless. 'Unlike regular drowning where there can be 6-8 minutes before brain damage and...

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

[Act Two]

or you could just hire a hitman off the dark web

Yeah, probably not actually. Apparently all of the TOR hitman websites are completely fake, just designed to take your money and most of the time report you to the feds. Was probably meant as a joke but just in case would not recommend.

 

[Abyssal]

If you absolutely hate yourself, tie yourself to an anchor and drop it after detaching it from a boat. Common way to hide a body at sea. But damned if it won't be agonizing.

So basically don't do it