Luchs
kristallene Bergluft über verfallener Gruft
- Aug 20, 2019
- 528
Yesterday was my birthday, I had a blast and got really, really drunk. Then I thought that I wouldn't mind dying anf started chugging shit in order to get an alcohol poisoning. I lost conciousness and fell over. But as evident through me writing this, I didn't die. I really wish I had, but I forgot to account for the fact that one of my friends was an EMT, so now I'm still here.
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