a hundred million percent guaranteed methods, guaranteed to never fail... here's my list

[SufferingInDenmark]

i'm big on trying to combine methods, like do a "double" method, where if one method doesn't work, then the extra method has got your back.
for example:

#1 shooting yourself in a swimming pool (which i cannot do, living in europe, but it's just an example)
you are 99% guaranteed to die from the bullet,
and if you somehow magically don't die, then you will for sure drown.

#2 one could also do SN while burning charcoal in a car... this one isn't a million percent sure, but pretty damn close.
i don't see anyone escaping that.
that would be wild to escape that, if done right.

one could do illegal subs such as fentanyl (along with the charcoal in the car), but fuck that! i personally never wanna do that,
i don't wanna die as a junkie.
which, it technically isn't dying as a junkie if you only utilize it for suicide, but i don't wanna go out like that.

#3 jumping from an extremely high elevation would also be a million percent guaranteed death.
(this one doesn't really need a backup method if it's high enough)

#4 hmm what else................ doing something to knock yourself deeply unconscious while sitting in water,
so that you will drown without even knowing it.
PLEASE GIVE IDEAS ON HOW TO PASS OUT!
i wouldn't try laughing gas, since i heard it only knocks you out for like 10 seconds max.

feel free to add your own ideas, especially doing the "double method" thing
someone told me you can pass out from locking your legs tightly for approximately 2 mins, and
you will be out for a good 2 mins.
that should be enough to drown.
so just stand in a pool (medium level pool) with your legs/knees locked... and apparently you should pass out from that.
i'm not sure what exactly would happen afterwards.
obviously you fall into the water and water would probably start going into your lungs...

but would one wake up from that?

 

[Freebandzgang]

most times if you do one method correctly it will always work. But i understand your double method idea. I would just do hanging because once you kick the stool you are 100% dead unless you mess up your setup.

 

[SufferingInDenmark]

most times if you do one method correctly it will always work. But i understand your double method idea. I would just do hanging because once you kick the stool you are 100% dead unless you mess up your setup.

i don't think you're guaranteed 100% dead from that. i watched all the hanging videos available on this site.
i saw like 10, and only 2 of them looked like they died fast (like 5 seconds of moving around),
but the rest looked fucked up for several minutes.
and i'm not talking about muscle spasms which can happen after death.
i mean stuff where you could see they were still alive

 

[Freebandzgang]

i don't think you're guaranteed 100% dead from that. i watched all the hanging videos available on this site.
i saw like 10, and only 2 of them looked like they died fast (like 5 seconds of moving around),
but the rest looked fucked up for several minutes.
and i'm not talking about muscle spasms which can happen after death.
i mean stuff where you could see they were still alive

Yes i understand. I mean you are guaranteed to die eventually once you kick the stool because you have no way to save yourself. If you have everything exactly correct then you will pass out in around 10-15 seconds and die within 15 minutes.

 

[SufferingInDenmark]

Yes i understand. I mean you are guaranteed to die eventually once you kick the stool because you have no way to save yourself. If you have everything exactly correct then you will pass out in around 10-15 seconds and die within 15 minutes.

right

 

[Crow_88]

i don't think you're guaranteed 100% dead from that. i watched all the hanging videos available on this site.
i saw like 10, and only 2 of them looked like they died fast (like 5 seconds of moving around),
but the rest looked fucked up for several minutes.
and i'm not talking about muscle spasms which can happen after death.
i mean stuff where you could see they were still alive

I survived full suspension. There was a chair I could reach if I stretched and my SI made me do so.

 

[SufferingInDenmark]

I survived full suspension. There was a chair I could reach if I stretched and my SI made me do so.

if you couldn't have reached the chair, do you think you could have saved yourself by pulling yourself up and taking your head out of the rope?

 

[Crow_88]

if you couldn't have reached the chair, do you think you could have saved yourself by pulling yourself up and taking your head out of the rope?

No. Not a chance. I could have held myself up for a minute or two and then it would've been guaranteed over

 

[SilentSadness]

To be clear, virtually no one survives a gunshot to the head by simply waking up in a pool of blood. The only time people that survive is because pro life doctors neglect their duties and force the person back to life through intense surgery and treatment. I'm not sure that drowning would much improve this if you were found quickly.. I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

 

[SufferingInDenmark]

No. Not a chance. I could have held myself up for a minute or two and then it would've been guaranteed over

wait im confused... you could have held yourself up for a min or two, but in those minutes you couldn't remove your head from the slipknot?
can you elaborate sorry im stupid lol

To be clear, virtually no one survives a gunshot to the head by simply waking up in a pool of blood. The only time people that survive is because pro life doctors neglect their duties and force the person back to life through intense surgery and treatment. I'm not sure that drowning would much improve this if you were found quickly.. I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

im talking about in an environment where there would be nobody around to save you or call an ambulance.
if you just got shot in the head, you would be way too fucked up to get yourself out of a pool.
let alone remember your own name

 

[Halfhourdays]

Just let this stupid reality end.

 

[Freebandzgang]

if you couldn't have reached the chair, do you think you could have saved yourself by pulling yourself up and taking your head out of the rope?

There is no chance to pull yourself up and take your head out of the rope. If you do the correct knot the rope will tighten against your neck a lot and will make it pretty much impossible untie without any support below you . Added onto the fact that you start loosing strength very quickly due to the loss of blood flow to your brain you are 100% dead. Just get a stool or chair that can easily tip over and you are all good.

 

[SufferingInDenmark]

There is no chance to pull yourself up and take your head out of the rope. If you do the correct knot the rope will tighten against your neck a lot and will make it pretty much impossible untie without any support below you . Added onto the fact that you start loosing strength very quickly due to the loss of blood flow to your brain you are 100% dead. Just get a stool or chair that can easily tip over and you are all good.

oh yeah i see. and that's what's called a slipknot, right? english isn't my first language.
what should i search to make sure i potentially in the future tie the rope the right way?

 

[Freebandzgang]

oh yeah i see. and that's what's called a slipknot, right? english isn't my first language.
what should i search to make sure i potentially in the future tie the rope the right way?

Just search up how to make a slipknot and follow the instructions. And then do some research for your anchor knot because different shapes and designs have different knots that are effective.

 

[untraveler]

Maybe a gunshot on the edge of some mountain cliff? Nice view at the end.

But I can see how it could make it harder to aim properly while thinking about whether falling down off the cliff would follow as planned. Or maybe thinking about 2nd method would distract from thoughts of how difficult it would be to finally pull the trigger, making it easier?